This isn’t from a Video Game but…

“I need that Fuck Off spray. Repels bugs and bitches alike.”

I just thought that was funny :D

This is a Charger. 

This is a Charger. 

“The only good witch is a sandwich.”

Recently whenever there is a horde of zombies The Boyfriend says “Get away from me you dirty little sausages.”

“When I’m too lazy to deal with these zombies just pop a pipe.”

“Oh screw it. COME AT ME BRO!”

“I’m gonna kill you ‘cause you’re kinda a douche bag.”

“Run away from the big painful things that go boom in your face.”

“We are driving into enemy territory and just passed a tank just sitting there. We are driving past it in an unarmed pick up truck.”

-.-

“Lookin’ like a fool with your head on the ground.”