This isn’t from a Video Game but…
“I need that Fuck Off spray. Repels bugs and bitches alike.”
I just thought that was funny :D
“The only good witch is a sandwich.”
Recently whenever there is a horde of zombies The Boyfriend says “Get away from me you dirty little sausages.”
“When I’m too lazy to deal with these zombies just pop a pipe.”
“I’m gonna kill you ‘cause you’re kinda a douche bag.”
“Run away from the big painful things that go boom in your face.”
“We are driving into enemy territory and just passed a tank just sitting there. We are driving past it in an unarmed pick up truck.”
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“Lookin’ like a fool with your head on the ground.”
